did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via monsteresque)


a list of emotions i feel frequently

  • no
  • weezer
  • 4 am
  • lying face down on the floor
  • no shirt
  • what

(via imlouderthanbombs)




you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via nerf-gun-russian-roulette)

I’m really glad you gave me a second chance. I do like being with you. Things are looking up.

I love not sleeping what do you mean? This is my favorite thing. I mean it’s dark, it’s silent, you can’t leave, you’re all alone, and all you can hear are your own thoughts! Magical!!!!

(Source: shrinkingblonde, via samtolson)


Sad truth 2I made another, it’s surprisingly relaxing to.

(via fu-kr)

(Source: softwaring, via fu-kr)


i have too much spare time

(via daughterofhungryghosts)


if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via petitereveries)

I need to get very drunk soon idk about you.


Literally same

I get home Friday 👍


Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?

I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)

(via petitereveries)

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