Shopping with my family is a good way to get me annoyed fast.

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

(Source: omgreblog, via time-for-the-change)

gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

(via helainetieu)

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

(via nerf-gun-russian-roulette)

moon-goon:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

(Source: acinemaspell, via nerf-gun-russian-roulette)

(Source: cynicallys, via monsteresque)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via hyppy-gyhpsy)

Oh hey Jesus I just have a question! So I know you like turning water into wine but I was wondering if you only do wine exclusively? Like could you know maybe whip me up some vodka?

Tiny Middle Finger