did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
he used praypal
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
I’m really glad you gave me a second chance. I do like being with you. Things are looking up.
I love not sleeping what do you mean? This is my favorite thing. I mean it’s dark, it’s silent, you can’t leave, you’re all alone, and all you can hear are your own thoughts! Magical!!!!
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
I get home Friday 👍